[EDD Transmission from: Mitch: Project Terra Mortis]
Yipie-kay-yay motherfuckers!
I am back in black and happy as a Ritalin poppin’ child on sugarcubes.Why you ask ? WHY ? Well I’ll tell ya why.
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[Transmission from: Dr.Redpill]
Oh lordy, it’s been a while since our last contact hasn’t it ? I have my reasons for the lack of communications though. You see, just as I got EDD to sync with project Terra Mortis again my laboratory got invaded by those pesky government agents. Not to worry, yours truly did not get apprehended. Those incompetent fools could not apprehend drugged lab monkeys even if I pointed big bright red arrows to their location. But they did manage to complicate things.
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[EDD Transmission from: Mitch: Project Terra Mortis]
Hey there people,
Looks like Doc managed to get his machine working again. I have to say I wouldn’t have been able to report a lot even if I had the chance. Last week has been an absolute fucking nightmare.
Remember when I told ya I smacked that Techiat in the face and knocked him out cold ?
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[EDD decoding Euclidear sequence]
[Transmission from: Dr.Redpill]
[EDD 2.09 transmission uplink start:11:53:am]
Dear readers,
I felt obligated to post an update since, as you may have noticed, the reports from Mitch (Project Terra Mortis) have stopped. I have tried to re-establish contact with Mitch through all means at my disposal but alas to no avail so far.
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[EDD decoding Euclidear sequence]
[Transmission from: Mitch: Project Terra Mortis]
[EDD 2.09 transmission uplink start:03:47:pm]
I just wanted to say that religious people are fucking insane. No really, they are. I used to not mind religion that much and leave people to believe whatever they want to believe. But ever since Techno-divinitism became the dominant religion I just want to slap believers in the face with Monique’s shovelhead.
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[EDD decoding Euclidear sequence]
[Transmission from: Mitch: Project Terra Mortis]
[EDD 2.09 transmission uplink start:07:26:pm]
The last two days I’ve been thinking of where to start my story on how things got so fucked up here. I’ve been writing and re-writing stuff but I just couldn’t give it any form that would be useful to y’all. So I decided to just give ya the info one big happening at a time. If y’all have any questions feel free to ask. I’ll try to answer anything as best I can.
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[EDD decoding Euclidear sequence]
[Transmission from: Mitch: Project Terra Mortis]
[EDD 2.09 transmission uplink start:08:35:pm]
Well waddaya know. I got my wristview working. My connection to ASN is stable but the network tends to reboot every now and again. It’s a good thing they made it selfsufficient cuz there’s not a helluva lotta Applesoft employees around these days.
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