Project Terra Mortis: It’s all good

[EDD Transmission from: Mitch: Project Terra Mortis]

Yipie-kay-yay motherfuckers!

I am back in black and happy as a Ritalin poppin’ child on sugarcubes.Why you ask ? WHY ? Well I’ll tell ya why.

A couple of weeks ago I had to leave Rotterdam because the main Techiat around there is out for my blood. I was feeling pretty low for a while cuz I had made my friends over there, a place to live. Even though Vomitville smells like shit it still is one of the better places to spend yer time. having to leave because some self-righteous ass-hat manages to get himself eaten on my account isn’t what I call a fun farewell.

So I roamed the country side for a couple of weeks feeling pretty depressed and shitty. That is, until I found a place called Old Dordrecht. One of the oldest towns here in Holland, hence the old tag I guess. Not a lot of Rotface around; not a lot of people either. The ideal place to set my bags down and rest a while.

On one of my scavenger runs to what is left of the supermarkets and foodstorages over here I ran into this girl named Ashter. We kinda hit it off and although she is missing a leg she is still hot as hell. Seriously, even Pogo digs her and that is saying a lot. Now as cool as it is to meet someone like Ashter it’s what she told me that really got me excited. I know, i know .. I should get my priorities straight right ? But hear me out fuckers.

Anyways Ash started telling me about the local stories, you know how it is. Monsters that go bump in the night; Things that don’t even resemble the Rotface; New strains of the Plague delivering new skulls for me and Monique to pop like ripe melons. Good stuff if yer into scaring yourself shitless. But then she mentions the Eurasia Speedshuttle and the rumours that it is still up and running. Now I’m all like: “Wut ?”

You see back before the Plague hit the GU opened a speedshuttle service that ran under the oceans. Something for the ruling elite to get their bloated asses from one continent to the next while partying all the way.
Going from New Berlin to Hong Kong and from there to Australia and even New Zealand. Fast too, around 2500 kilometers an hour from what I heard. It went from Berlin to China in about 4 hours. Fully automated of course and running on energy generated from the waves of the sea. [*EDD supplement A] Eco-fucking-friendly. Not that that means anything anymore after the big global warming scam was revealed for what it realy was back in 2013 .. a fucking scam, really. Funding for science projects has never been the same again. My dad had a good laugh though. He loved it when people got exposed for what they really were; Money hungry apes.

But I’m getting sidetracked again.

If what Ash sez is true it means we can get off this shitty continent and see what’s left of the rest of the world. Rumours are that Australia and New Zealand never got touched by the Plague. Imagine that, no Rotface, no mutations, no looking over your fucking shoulder every fucking second of the day. To say that I am excited it a under-fucking-statement. Pardon my filthy fucking mouth.

It does mean we have to get to New Berlin though. And that means going to Anarchos, an adventure all by itself. That place crawls with stuff that the Devil himself could not dream up. But I ain’t gonna let a zombiedemon horde stop me, hell no! Plans are in the making folks, I’ll keep you posted as much I can.

For now though, Ashter needs my special care if ya know what I mean.

See ya!

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