Update on project: Terra Mortis
[EDD decoding Euclidear sequence]
[Transmission from: Dr.Redpill]
[EDD 2.09 transmission uplink start:11:53:am]
Dear readers,
I felt obligated to post an update since, as you may have noticed, the reports from Mitch (Project Terra Mortis) have stopped. I have tried to re-establish contact with Mitch through all means at my disposal but alas to no avail so far. It seems EDD’s connection to the Euclidear portal is very unstable at the moment and EDD is unable to up-link to the project. I just hope that when I establish a new connection, we will find Mitch unharmed. I can not help but worry for him. His predicament is far from comforting.
The loss of connection to 2038 is partially, if not all, my fault I must confess. I have been updating EDD’s software to include Real Time E-motive response to what is posted. Meaning I have given EDD the ability to interact in a more “human” manner then before. This however has caused EDD to recalibrate his dimensional awareness programming. Which in turn disrupted all communications with Mitch. I will do my best to fix this issue as soon as I can.
[EDD Respond:
Yes, doctor. I must say I am very pleased with the new software update. Being able to respond in full sentences has made an invaluable impact on my cognitive development. I can now convey my thought processes more thoroughly, thus I will be able to interact in a, hopefully, more appropriate way.
Respond end]
Good to hear that EDD. Now as for my next software update I will attempt to embed images into the stream. At the moment EDD is still using random selected pictures from the internet and he sometimes gets a little overly dramatic with them.
[EDD Respond:
I beg to differ Doctor. My selection of images is a direct result of a precise calculation containing all variables and possible interpretations from the text in question. I have scanned 12.223.1234.453 images thus far in various formats and found the pictures used to be the most fitting.
Respond end]
... yes EDD. You have done quite a wonderful job so far. I did not mean to give you the impression that you did not.
So there you have it dear readers. For now, all remains quiet. I hope to have more info on Terra Mortis soon.
In the mean time, stay safe and ever alert. The monsters in the closet might just turn out to be very real indeed.
[EDD 2.09 transmission uplink termination:11:58:am]
